I Hope You Enjoy.
JOY IS TO BE GREEK
You got to get married. You start to look old.
Father, you must not tell her!
Pappou!
It's a family tradition. Before my father said it always to me -
- and now he just said it to my daughter ... who is the 17th
In my family, we care about each other, because we are closely linked.
Very close.
Exceedingly close.
For us there is no difference to hug and strangle.
Toula, find a Greek girlfriend to your daughter before she end up like you.
What? - You married a kseno.
My man! - Nice guy, but not a Greek. A kseno.
What you thinking? - Stop it!
If I speak on behalf of all teenage mothers, when I ask:
Will it ever better?
Ela, Costa.
Nicko. - Shut up. My buns freezes.
Too much makeup.
We have a wonderful day. We need to paint and enjoy ourselves.
Gus, your pills are at the coffee. - Yes, yes, yes.
Costa, you are done with your drawing of Alexander the Great?
Yep, and I have made a model of the Parthenon in the soap.
Beautiful.
Oh no! The spell checker has directed "spanakopita" to "spina bifida".
Kiss!
Oh, to kiss her child.
The time is over.
My sister was smart.
When her sons turned into raging teenagers -
- she got one ... and another one.
Departure. - Do not forget your hat!
Paris. Come and help in the restaurant.
You can smear garlic bread. - Cool.
Come here, baby.
Toula, you and Ian seen her eyes? Wipe it off!
Goodbye again.
Remember hockey fight after school. Your brothers come, so be sure now to score.
Of course you score. The Greeks invented hockey.
For what you play hockey on? Ice.
And what is the Greek word for ice cream? Pago. - Pago, puck. That's right.
Exactly. - Exactly.
Say a word -
- And I will prove that it is derived from Greek.
Facebook. - Ha! The Greeks invented Facebook.
We called it the "phone".
Farewell, Pappou. - Paris.
Teams now looking for a sweet Greek -
- So you can have kids someday. Do not let your eggs go to waste.
Fantastic.
Paris, Pappou would not hurt you.
You are so beautiful, and you see no trace old.
Such a thing he says to all of us.
You do not find a girlfriend and get married and have children.
There's that lady again.
Mother!
When changed my name from ...
Moar!
... to ...
Mother!
Drama. - Shut up, Tommy.
When my daughter began to break free, I should have pulled me.
But I clung to her. I joined as a volunteer in the school -
- to get her to think I was cool again.
Taber!
Then I remembered that I've never been cool.
Now comes the headmaster.
My husband has always been cool.
He just has it right there, and he always knows just what he has to say.
Are you okay, honey?
And just when my daughter did not bother me anymore -
- my parents have more use to me than ever.
So I go out and deal with them -
- I go to the doctor and physiotherapy.
The old sucking the chocolate of the nuts.
I loved my travel agent, but in times of crisis -
- bows people excesses traveling and rensetøj.
Fortunately, they continue to eat.
Wait, Dad!
OPEN ALSO OUT OF THE HOUSE
My siblings have small children, so I help out in the restaurant.
How we do.
Close knotted families like my doing namely through crises -
- disease and war, because we stuck together.
But some of us hanging so just stuck.
Hello, Paris.
Father, do not talk to me. People just think I'm a snitch.
Do not have time now? - In monitoring me all day long.
Mother pylrer, Pappou will marry me away -
- and Yiayia tells me to keep guys from my poulaki -
- Because otherwise they get a taste for it!
This family, that is! - Save it for the psychologist.
Shut up, Tommy.
Your mother grievances also to be Greek.
Stop it. Why would I mind being Greek?
The Syrian club, the Greek club, Gay Club, The Korean club
You are interfering in everything. Leave me alone.
I am no pattebarn. I come late to class -
- Without rumtidskontinuummet get spasmodic catastrophic shifts.
And yes, four of the word is Greek.
EDUCATION FAIR
Hey, Toula. - Hi.
Where did you go to the layout? - My tube was unfortunately frozen.
And Decorations? - I may have started in svupperen.
You stand for the cleanup. - Thank you.
Hello. You must say no to them. - Definitely.
It is long since they mocked your food. - They called it "musbræka".
You must not find you something.
There are Paris.
If she chooses Northwestern, she will be in Chicago.
I hope she does. We go there. - No.
There she is. - Have you invited your family?
I mentioned it to my mother.
We just made it. - Here we are.
You must be a dental hygienist. So you can be a mother and only work two days a week.
Paris, stay hairdressers like me. - Ian, see.
All the boys.
You are vegetarian. One girl.
Slow sperm.
It's Theia Voula on what Face Times.
Maria, I'm coming. I just came from zumba.
Who is Zumba? - Pardon.
We must find a girlfriend to Paris. - What about Ariana Skoufis' son?
Everyone on the island has six toes.
We are waiting for the summer, and so we Close scrutiny of his feet.
I can see you. I can not see you.
I can see you. - I can see her.
Look at the app. 10,000 steps. Today's goal is achieved.
Where is Taki? He never takes mobile. - Why stand when you can sit?
Look tired, so they leave us alone.
Angelo, did you get the flat? - Yeah, it's right here.
I can not breathe. - You can not breathe.
Boys ... - You come with me.
Mike!
Mike, do you not want to work here?
No, it was too harsh.
Sorry, we're late. - We were just having mana-Yiayia with.
Where's she gone? - Mana-Yiayia?
Look down, everybody.
Spanakopita. - Hit with a piece.
Take a picture. Come on.
No, you will not need. - It's fine.
If you just ... - Picture!
Pull on my neck. - Then you pull in mine, right?
One, two, three, pull.
Bennett!
Was it good? - That I judge. Not the worst.
Cool.
We are leaving now. - Why?
So Paris can talk to the man and take on Northwestern.
If she comes in, that is. - If?!
If my niece enroll in your school, you say "welcome". Are you following?
Come here, buddy.
If you give discount on study payment, you get a box of steaks.
Northwestern is rather selective.
She will only go there if you teach Greek history.
We offer shame classical studies in both Greek and Italian.
The Greeks invented Italian.
No. - Jo.
No. - Are you Greek?
No, Sephardic jew. - So you're Greek.
No, my family is Spanish.
Alexander the Great spread his sperm on its way through Spain. You are Greek.
It is inappropriate. - And ridiculous.
Scattered his sperm?
Hallo!
Alabama, Florida, Texas, New York.
There do I apply for it is far, far away.
Why would you leave me?
Did not I tell you to find a Greek to your daughter?
And you must listen. We descended all from Alexander the Great.
I certainly makes. - You sure do not.
Maria ... - No.
It is okay. - It is okay.
Gracias.
Okay. Say a word.
Chimichanga. - Well.
"Chimi" comes from the Greek word kima, meaning "seasoned meat".
"Changa" comes from the Greek tsanda -
- Meaning "purse".
In other words: Meat that is shaped like a purse.
"Chimichanga". Exactly.
Exactly.
You must meet her. She is Dutch. - No, I'm not talking hollandaise.
It's ready.
Hello. - Hi.
Although you will not end up here like me -
- You do not study in another city.
Are you also looking into nearby?
Why encourage parents us to dream big when they think "the way"?
As in: Fly, little bird. No, let me just keep your wings.
Vengeance is sweet. - What?
The office.
Sit. - Teach me not about my daughter.
I'll find a boyfriend for her.
Show me how to operate it. - Do you want to learn how to use a computer?
What is it where you are searching for ... dna?
A crime scene. - No, where people's family originated.
Well, Find your genealogy page.
I'll prove to your mother that I am a relative of Alexander the Great.
But you keep close!
Dad, you need to enter your ancestors back to 300 BC -
- And you hate to do accounting.
Your mother talks all the time, so I have to start over. Show me now.
It's called a mouse. - Why?
I do not know. Put your hand on it.
Not so heavy.
Well. Look at the monitor. - Do not invent words.
Move your hand on the mouse -
- So you can see the mouse movement on the screen.
I have mastered it!
Down, down, save.
It is "delete"! Back.
Down, down ... It is "delete", Dad!
No! What now?
Period, full stop ...
No no! Toula?
NO
62
"Exit" ?! - Do not leave!
62
1299 ... - No, no ... Toula!
Do not click. It's porn. - Porn?
Delete ... - Where did it come from?
Nicko, wake up.
See what it does. - Toula!
No, no, no!
Sit.
Stay here! You are older than me.
Not the eyes! Sit.
How are you, father? - Slowly.
birthplace Greece
Do not move, honey. Who should you go to church?
Paris, look there.
Husbands.
I go out in the car. - I will come along.
Me too. - Clear.
Angelo, choose yourself a wife.
Mom, I'm not 13 years more.
Maria and Costa, we have a new family.
Hello. - Anna Mikos. This is my husband, George.
Hello. - My name is Maria Portokalos.
This is my husband, Costa or just Gus.
Have children? - A son?
Yes we have. - Meat-eaters.
Maria, invite them over to our restaurant. Take your son.
Now I talk to the priest.
Beware now on hip, Gus.
I know you.
You know my husband from the news on Channel 7th
Do just that. - Oh, this?
Hello, Chicago!
Pater, look at my marriage.
It is not signed.
Will you? - Sorry, Costa. I must not.
Are not you married?
How can it be? - It was during the war.
Village priest was not fully trained, because the money was so small.
He did well just home to the village and began to conduct funerals -
- Baptisms and weddings, and no one knew a pat.
It was good, we were married in Athens.
Can our pastor did not sign it? - He must not.
What did Maria to it?
I do not know how to get it said. She is devastated.
Are we not married? - No.
And we've got kids? - Yes.
I am hippie.
Hippie ...
Maria, it is a serious matter.
Never mind. We're married now. We have ... our completed compulsory military service.
People get wind of it.
We must marry.
Yes, you got to get married, dad. You start to look old.
Too early?
The priest would like to marry us today.
Today? - Great. Departure.
I just can not marry without further ado.
We're already married. - What are we going with the priest?
What is going on?
Gus ...
I want you proposing to me.
I have done that. - Not really.
You said it right, and it has nagged me for 50 years.
What did I say? - Can not you remember?
It was a long time ago.
You said: "I am going to America. Are you coming or what?"
Straight out of the bag.
Father, that is! - It is fine and honestly.
I remember that you said:
"I will give you a child in the stomach."
Nicko!
I thought it was romantic. - It was your last romantic trials.
No one tells someone that romance goes whistle when you get married.
Back to my parents.
Mother, what is it?
I do not want to get married today.
Maria!
Mother, wait. - I'll talk to her.
Get out!
That was when a fine courtship.
Hello, Theia.
A little gift from me. I have decorated the room.
Thanks. How is my mother?
Your mother will not talk to your father before he suitor -
- And your father says she has always been domineering, and he refuses to free.
Here you go.
Thanks. But I now have a pair of tweezers.
Well, there are light.
I speak with my parents for food.
Not for nothing ...
You and your husband looks rærlige out.
Stop always fix everything.
You pylrer about your parents, because your child will not pylres for more.
In your generation must be supermor -
- And the day your child grows from one, you have forgotten to comb his hair.
I do not have time to comb my hair. - SMS to your man and invite him out.
Where? - Have no idea. Should I do it all?
And then will this help you sleep sweetly.
See, satin.
Slippery like an eel.
Theia, that's the last thing I have to worry about.
I need a bath, color of hair, wrinkle cream ...
Wrinkles? No. A Greek will have no cracks.
You know what Taki like in bed? - Oh no.
Confidence.
It's sexy. Now I'll stop.
Take a maid uniform on. Men love room service in the morning.
"Then there's fried eggs!" - Thanks for the talk!
Invite your husband out and forget all your sorrows.
Mana-Yiayia and I stay at home with Paris. I speak with her.
I frighten her to be here. - No, Theia.
It was a joke.
Not really.
Have fun. Le! Flirt!
I must just not going to argue, so do not talk about your daughter.
Remember that you were boyfriend -
- Before you became a mother.
You're welcome. Shave it all.
Over it all!
I'll take your coat. - Thank you.
Hurry to put you before my wife comes.
Oh boy.
You look lovely.
After four hours and $ 500.
How much? - You look exceptionally good.
Thanks. Aunt Voula called and said:
"Once you were a handsome guy. Pull yourself together."
So I have trimmed nose hairs.
So I know it.
Who says that romance goes whistle when you get married?
Me.
Me too.
Are we working on it?
Okay.
Stay away from garlic in the evening, for you could go and score.
Do you think Paris intends to study far away?
Aunt Voula said that we should not talk about Paris.
Okay.
Did you have a good day? - Why can not we talk about Paris?
Yes! I have thus need.
Me too. How do we know that she travels away?
We pretend it's all right. - Reverse psychology?
It always works. - Yes. We can also write to the school:
"We hope you will accept our daughter from prison."
"PS Have a student cafe where she can sell pot?"
It was good.
I do not know what I do if she moves.
Stop it. - I do not know what I'm doing.
No, come on. - I do not know what I'm doing.
It will be OK.
That was why we could not talk about Paris.
What are parents otherwise about? - Have no idea.
Theia Voula told me to remember that I was dating before I became a mother.
Yes, you were my boyfriend.
Do you remember that I should not take you all the way home -
- Because your parents could not watch me?
No, you may not see the house.
How could I avoid it?
We parked always ...
... Here.
"Now what?"
I remember the goodnight kiss.
So that you can?
What are you doing? - Nothing.
Take it off!
Take my tie off.
What are you doing?
Nothing. We are now running. - Everything is good.
Have you not a home, you can do it in?
Gus, what happens?
Perfect! - Parents deserve to have a sex life.
It says you just can not!
What are you really? - We just talk.
Tax, arise simply gone.
Is that reverse psychology or what?
It never works. - Never.
Never. - Now I appoint all police.
Everything is in perfect order, mrs. White.
Be quiet!
He does not speak English.
Bid her tomorrow.
I have pepper spray.
Come on.
Ian Miller. In the middle of the street?
It is outrageous. - What's the matter with that?
They are at least poison. - Maria!
We are not married.
If it's decency, you demand, you can sleep next door in the night.
Come, Socrates.
Fine! - Not fine!
May I learn something? - Yes my darling.
Your grandparents live in sin -
- because your Pappou not free.
I do not understand why Yiayia require it.
It's because you have not had to endure the Pappou for 50 years.
I have to fix it. - No.
Where did we come from? - No, it does not ...
It is too tight. - You came too late in the day.
My wife would not drive me. - Why not?
Not for anything. - Lift.
I'll be right back.
So she's gone.
Are you Greek? - Iranian.
So Persian?
In 334 B.C. -
- Beat Alexander the Great, the Persian army and captured East.
You are so Greek, we are family.
We had civilizations of Persia -
- 3000 years before the Greeks discovered stone.
The Greeks have given the world philosophy and democracy.
The Chinese have given the world of paper, tea and medicine.
Outside Scotland's Alexander Fleming world would not have penicillin.
Before long I can prove -
- That I am a direct descendant of Alexander the Great.
Hallo!
He is a grumpy old bear.
Did you leave the washing up? - Yes.
I sleep with the dog, and she gives me my morning pills.
She refused to clean and wash my clothes.
Anarchy. - Anarchy!
I do not understand it! Why suitor not he just?
Because he is stubborn.
He is looking. We pretend that we chuckle about. One two Three.
No, that is!
Noisy garlic bread. My last year should go with everything else.
Such as preparing for the gala? - I'm not with the gala.
Are there answers from uni? - No.
Hello again.
May I invite my wife and my son in?
Yes! - Okay.
He has a son to Paris.
So do the Greek god hair?
Now do I fix it all.
Paris will be in Chicago, I become a hero -
- and so can the woman human freedom to me.
Can you remember when you asked me out? - Sort of.
What about repeating the success tonight? - How about yes?
I washed the car.
I have a surprise for you. Paris, dry the stuff of your face.
Dad, what are you doing?
All Greek girls should have a Greek boyfriend and I have found one for you.
Hello.
You and I are getting married.
You said you had a son to my grandson.
No. You're not listening.
Come and help me with garlic bread.
Well, welcome to my restaurant. - Our restaurant.
It stands in my name, and that makes you my employee.
So you owe me 50 years of overtime pay.
So, so.
Welcome. Let us wait on you. - Thank you.
Come on. - We can not go now.
I've always dreamed of being a presenter -
- But I am very dry in the mouth.
When I came into puberty, my tongue thick as a tree trunk.
It is still quite swollen. See.
No thanks. - God, how is it great.
No thanks.
Maria, we have important guests. - I do not care.
Employee, download menus.
You can even download them!
Come on, Toula.
I've been naughty the Head.
I wish I did not get fired.
She just kidding.
She ... she ...
Not every day, but every now and then.
Maria, where are you?
YOUR EMPLOYEE STRIKES !.
Hi, this is Ian. Please leave a message. - It's me again.
I'm sorry I'm late. I close now and is on the way.
pardon
What are you doing?
The phone is ringing.
Hello.
Hello Maria.
Yeah okay.
Your father can not get out of the bathtub. She can not lift him.
I'm fine, Mom.
What's up, Dad? - Hey, Nicko.
Could not you have dressed him in? - So I do not summoned you.
So what? - Has he fallen?
His hip is rigid. - I'm fine.
No. Make your exercises like everyone else.
We can do it, boys.
Mother, close out the water. - And give him a towel on.
Thanks. - Yes, the image can not be deleted.
What are you doing? - Should I call an ambulance?
So he feels just old. - He never forgive you.
Me? - We have to tell you called it.
What then?
When I was a chef and had to spice up a roast, I took hold under it and turned it.
I put a towel over his penis. - A big one!
Yes, Gus. A large one.
What do we do? - We'll get him.
From all fours, he can even come up. - Well. Are we ready?
No. - Not at all.
Should it work?
Why do you shut your eyes?
Come on. - Turn him over like a rose.
Keep the towel on. - Ouch! It is not the plug!
Pardon. - He bites! Angelo, my balls!
I'll call an ambulance.
Stop!
I knew there would be a murder here. - They took the old final ticket.
She was at least 120 years. - She slept safely in marinades.
This takes the pain.
I've been drinking it twice and gave birth without anesthetic.
Just imagine -
- My one ovary never produced eggs.
However, the other two spit out a month.
I could feel it right here.
But never the left.
It was closed as an impossible zipper.
Was it?
Are you okay?
The image will not go away.
Count this as a date? - No.
Pardon. - Toula!
Come now.
Gus, is everything all right? - I'm fine.
Not fine!
Thank you. - Toula, go to the hospital.
Do not you? - No. It is only for the family.
This means children and wife, if you had one.
They did not only, not have the objective of creating innovation but the classic principles of business management in many areas is inconsistent with the principles that creates innovation or development.
Wait!
Maria. - What is it?
Will not you please marry me?
Yes Yes. I'll marry you!
Toula, drive me to the hospital. - Okay.
I'll get the car. - Oh, my hip.
Strange family. - Tosser.
They did not only, not have the objective of creating innovation but the classic principles of business management in many areas is inconsistent with the principles that creates innovation or development.
Do not you think "eh"? - No, I mean "what".
As in: What's the matter with you?
I stand in my driveway and mocks my family.
Oh, how we strange. Oh, we smell of burnt oregano and feta.
It has leaked in.
But my father is in an ambulance, and I just stand and ...
Goodbye.
I'm going to the hospital.
Hey darling.
How are you? - What a night.
Good morning. - Bye Bye.
What a beautiful day. - How's your husband?
He survives. - Well.
So I can kill him.
What was that about? - Mother asked them to fizzle by.
Well. Paris, you are descended from a wide range of strong women.
And therefore you should definitely choose your seven year old girlfriend.
Yiayia, you and Pappou so getting married? - Yes.
And this time it must be exactly right.
VELSMEDET Wedding Organizer
My Goodness.
This. - No, here.
Man jumps out of the flower. - No.
What did she say? - Beautiful!
It is the most beautiful cake I have ever seen.
Gus will love it. Bravo!
It's perfect! Samarin-pink. Where is the driver?
It is huge.
Yum!
Yummy!
Take a picture.
Pull tight. - One, two, move!
Well can you stand white bride again. - I am such.
They must extend it to the bosom.
No, look again.
What do you think? - This is nice.
Where is mana-Yiayia gone?
Paris. - I'm here, Dad.
You must open them and say it.
You have entered Northwestern University here in Chicago -
- And the University of New York.
Where we are just proud of you!
Well, it's decision time.
Where do you study?
I stay here in Chicago. - Fine. If that's what you want.
Dad, have you heard that Paris is here?
Has she found a boyfriend? - Sheep!
Toula, I'm glad to hear.
Your hip is feeling better. These exercises work.
It's not exercises. I heals itself.
Oh yeah.
I just came to mind -
- I sent my application off of Alexander the Great.
Have you mailed it to find your family? - Completely self.
It was freezing hard to remember all the names and dates.
You could have called theio Panos in Greece.
So my brother could mock me for it? - Okay.
How are the wedding plans? - Fine, but ...
I can not afford the wedding, your mother wants.
We would like to tender. - No, I have to pay for university.
Are you okay? - Yes.
I can not sleep without your mother's snoring.
You are married. You know what that means -
- That the other is right next door.
Always.
Whole life is made up similar shadow of two people.
We know that you can always reach out at night and find another.
But no, you are referred to the couch -
- Until the priest says good for it.
Father, that is!
Do you want a piece of freshly baked baklava?
No. - It is with chocolate.
So just a small piece.
I come with a tray and a fork. - Get some strawberries on.
Mana-Yiayia?
I'll stay here and go to uni.
It's good, right?
That's what I want.
That it's not.
Wedding organizer has fired me!
Should not they get married? - I have to fix it.
When will you fix us two?
What do you mean?
You shuttling back and forth and cook and help -
- To avoid me.
You just explained why I was not at home.
I also too busy, but we've tried to make time for a date.
Yes. - But your family occupy you.
It makes the families. - No, your family.
My family does not occupy me. - Maybe they do, without you noticing it.
Maybe, but ...
Look here ...
Will not you help me get my parents married?
Okay.
Who do we call?
I'm here. - Thank you for coming.
Beware of step, Marianthi. Hello.
Have you told the family? - Of course.
Mom and Dad. - See, Rodney and Harry.
I've canceled a wax treatment to achieve it.
Now let's hear. - Wedding organizer has jumped from.
Well, you knew well. - Are you completely green?
Phones, telegrafér to-one Greek.
We know everything. - I tweeted it.
Aunt Voula, Toula will ask you to talk to Maria.
Supernumerary her to get the wedding finished.
Why? - Otherwise, like father along.
Why do I persuade them to get the "over"?
It is expensive to get married. - And the parents usually pay.
Why she hired one wedding organizer? - Have no idea.
We've all had our wedding. - Except Angelo.
It's not about me. - So we have no need of a chef.
We can all cook. - Some better than others.
So keeping in! - Your baklava is out!
Mike, give her power gun. - Only once per. relative!
We keep the party at home. - I put hair.
Angelo procures dress. - I have connections.
And my partner has tuxedos from his old band.
I can e-mail invitations. - I help with the design.
Do not you know a florist? - No ...
Well of course, the undertaker. - Are we missing something?
Will all of you help? - Of course.
Thanks. Thank you very much.
Everyone chooses a category. Food, glass ...
The wedding rolls! Tell me which category you choose. I am coordinator.
No. - Yes, it is the best.
Well ... - It seems everyone, darling.
Tiahn, will you be my companion for prom?
You big Buddha, they invite you both with the gala.
Bennett, why invite you my girlfriend to prom?
Boyfriend?
Pardon. I did not know ... - We have only just been lovers.
Who takes you so to prom with?
Clifford, I would like with you to the prom.
Nas!
Hurry away, my friend. It is not too late to change schools.
Hello.
Will you be my companion for prom? - I ...
Yes
Fat. I'll pick you up...
No, I'll pick you up.
What is it now, you called? - Paris.
Cool.
Think that I dared! - It was brave.
I descended from strong women. - Exactly!
You miss the old woman's wedding. - Never mind. The evening party is important.
Mom and Dad?
I would at the University of New York.
Higher! Use your man muscles.
Gently.
Where is cinnamon? - Over there. I need the oven.
More butter!
Toula, what's wrong?
Toula? - Nothing.
Come on.
Everything is good. It's a great day.
Again. - My nephews serving.
The tables are there, but the dishes to be out in the van.
After the wedding should be returned here again.
Here.
What is wrong with Toula? - I'll get out of her.
Before...
... Why would anyone have any secrets for his own family?
Is he your partner?
Or your partner?
Both.
I know.
The bride calling on it to Face Times!
What is it, Mom? - Who will curl your hair?
Come here. - Departure!
We come now!
Tight! - Close your gifts up.
TAKE OUR SEXQUIZ
"Love Dominic. XOXO."
When is the Xoxo? - Have no idea.
Now you get a coat of paint, and so relieve it is not before your next wedding.
Your hold until you finish uni.
Thanks. - Thank you.
Paris, I hear, you have to go to uni here in Chicago.
Well! - Yes, you are home.
You look beautiful on your big day. - Sweetheart.
On my wedding night I met my husband, and then I fainted.
It advised our mother us to do on the wedding night.
Yes. "If you are too nervous to do your duty -
- So let that if you pass out, and then take your husband it from there. "
I did that.
I waited for Taki picked me up -
- But he did just a blanket over me and let me sleep alone on the cold floor.
Remember to wait until your wedding night, Paris.
Tonight you cherish your poulaki.
Thank you mom. So we change the subject. - There is more.
Cloudy. Do not turn off the engine? - Well of course!
Paris, keep your eyes open and your knees closed.
And if you open your knees -
- Close your eyes.
I always pinches his eyes. - Not me.
I imagine that Taki is a vampire from a movie.
Sometimes he will have, I dress like a sorcerer.
He has a magic wand.
Theia, I love your sexhistorier, but now I have to run.
What time is it? - We're late. Come on.
Do you help me with the dress? - Of course. Pluck your eyebrows.
Mana-Yiayia?
Sit down.
Treats for Kræ
We carry it here.
Is there one in my size? - Yes, it here.
Perfect. - It is a little short. And with glitter?
What was the band? - The Funkateers. They were huge.
Do not know them. - See.
Alexander the Great when he conquered Mesopotamia.
Speaking of conquest ...
Now be gentle on your break in the night.
Taki!
What is it?
My brother Panos.
I do not like surprises. - Gus, kids ...
They have done it for your sake. - All have donated their bonus points.
Ian, you do not understand it, for you do not enjoy my success -
- But when you do well, you are a symbol of hope for the optimist.
But the pessimist one becomes a symbol of his own stinging defeat.
It was long ago, Gus. - I send money to him.
He sends them back. - Come on.
Surprise!
Congratulations on your wedding day.
Thanks. - I put your luggage in the guest room.
Nick, you have a big house.
What do you mean by that? - You know that.
My son works hard. He deserves a house.
I do not it? - You could have gotten all this.
I chose to stay in our country. I leave it never.
I am really Greek. - I'm also really Greek.
Bowl.
Come on, Dad.
Cheers for the motherland.
Cheers to patrida and the drachma.
Cheers to you, Panos, my brother.
Cheers to you, Costa, my brother.
Cheers to you, Nick, my brother in law. - Cheers to you, Ian, my brother in law.
He is good enough to be a Yankee.
You are good enough of a curmudgeon to be.
FIND YOUR FAMILY
Mother?
Oh boy.
You look beautiful out.
Thanks
It surprises me that you have not signed up as a gala guard.
They asked, but I said no. Will you like me?
No, definitively not! - Well.
I am always so close to you that your shadow is made up of two people?
Yes
Okay. Now, I withdraw.
Go out and have fun.
In the evening and ...
... At uni in New York.
Although I pull me a little -
- I'm always right here.
Thanks
It is Bennett. - Okay. Close up.
No, do not! Go there! What am I doing?
Relax completely. Such...
Your uncle cuddling hard. - Yes.
Did your grandmother's wedding dress on? - Yes.
Where was the rest of the family? - Who?
There was then more to the education fair. - Oh yeah.
They're like my family.
Mine is just bigger, louder, oiled and aggressive than anyone else's.
No. No family is more noisy than my Greek family.
Are you Greek? - Yes.
Mana-Yiayia is inside the house. - The one I have not seen in ...
Hi Dad. - Ian, give me a hand.
How, indeed.
I must therefore give it back.
CONGRATULATIONS WITH THE WEDDING
Have you ever need anything? - What?
Do you need my help or to talk to me?
Is there anyone who is sick? - No, Dad, I just think ...
If you ever need anything, call, right?
It can tell you, my boy.
Definitely.
See you in church. - You must get dressed.
I need to make sure that the gala guards do not drink.
Do not spy on Paris. - No, then.
Toula, what time and where will limousines of?
Do we ordered limousines?
Call Mike!
I'm running as fast as I can. - This is exciting.
Clear the way.
Sir. Cop, slow down.
Gus is probably nervous.
Opa!
Faster! - Hold on!
My buns!
Oh ...!
Beautiful!
Mana-Yiayia, beautiful hair.
I had no idea she had hair.
What's with them?
It's Ian. Please leave a message.
My aunt always sounds as if she has a bite of lamb choking.
"Bennett! Hrils your parents."
"Tell my daughter that I am hrovenpå!"
Hrovenpå!
Why do not you in The Greek club? - My life is one big Greek club.
What are you doing?
The same as they do in Chinese, Lebanese and Spanish club.
We meet and eat -
- And make fun of our parents.
You look really good.
Thanks. So do you.
Thanks
Would you like to dance? - Yes.
I have the wildest moves. Come on. - Okay.
Hallo!
We should have taken the booze with. - Sit down.
Are they full?
I've waited a long time to do.
She comes now. Look up.
Where is she going?
Where is she going? - Toula, do something.
Okay. Excuse us.
Now they are all together.
Are you okay? - What now?
He takes it seriously.
Gus, go and get yourself a dram.
Now he does. - Why should I marry?
What happens? - Who says a woman should marry?
You. Our whole life.
When I was young, women were taught to marry.
But is it that?
Maybe I could have raised -
- Cured diseases or written poems.
I could have sought adventure -
- Instead of hanging on a curmudgeon -
- Has commenced the day by shouting at his American oil -
- As the intestines do not stop to!
I'll get my mother.
What now? - Come on, Mom. She is completely out of it.
What do men want? A partner or a nurse?
Mother comes now.
Gus is a good man. - He's crazy.
True.
I can no more.
No I will not.
Toula, do something. - I try to avoid to fix everything.
It does not work. - It does not work.
I am completely blank. - My ladies.
Maria, 50 years ago -
- Gus was happy to have found one -
- There just as he dared go to America to seek adventure.
I still remember his expectant expression -
- And the expression he also face today.
I was brave.
Perhaps went my adventure out to found a family.
Marriage is not for everyone, but ...
... It has gone very well for me.
It's been a good life.
Mother...
You are still booming delicious.
I know. Slip so with you.
Dad says he can not sleep without snoring.
I snore not. He snores. - Okay.
If he can not sleep without me? - No.
You know what?
I love him.
Your father is crazy -
- But luckily I'm not his fleshly relative.
You are.
Sorry!
Should we then get it over with? - Okay.
Come on!
You can!
Thanks
Hello.
There you are.
Has it gone smoothly? - Oh no.
So you Paris? - Oh yes.
Say something sweet. - I've missed you.
Good enough.
I have also missed you.
But it is you who snores, not me.
They make it damn. - Yes.
Hello. - Hi.
Will you marry me?
Yes
Now? - Now?
Now.
Yes
See, what you have accomplished. - What we have done.
So I have not escaped you.
I've just been a mom for so long that I forgot to be us.
When Paris travel away, we can do whatever we want.
We can go on vacation. - Or adopt a child.
Consider it right. We can do everything, because we are newlyweds.
Yes, we are. - We are.
Have you considered that?
No, I'm pushing you, but consider it now.
Mother, we must dance.
Hi, I'm Patrick. It's nice to finally meet you.
You see Greek out. - Are you?
No. - Do not complain.
Come, now we dance.
I have always had a mole on her stomach -
- Shaped like Mykonos. I have so much to tell you.
Hello.
I will kill you!
Come up with you, boys. Let him be.
Oh, my balls, boys! Take care now.
I just have something. - What?
Dad, you've got answers.
See there.
I knew it!
Stop the music. Thank you thank you.
Ladies and gentlemen.
This piece of paper is an official document -
- Proving that I, Gus Portokalos -
- Is a direct descendant of Alexander the Great.
Of course you are.
Then we are all together it! - Yes!
Just look here. Alexander the Great.
Me and Alexander the Great.
Did you write the letter?
Yep.
It should be framed in glass.
Get out.
In very noisy good enough. - Will you join us?
Come on.
I'm actually peckish. - I am thirsty.
Where are you from? - Chicago.
I'm from Boston.
My name is Elizabeth. - Paris.
Will they?
We are leaving now. - Call it the Face Times.
Bye, honey. - Goodbye.
Goodbye, darling. - Goodbye.
Goodbye. - Goodbye.
Come on baby. - Goodbye.
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